Insane Clown Posse Plan DC Protest March on the FBI

Has the FBI finally met their match?

No. They haven’t.

The FBI chose to list Juggalos as gang members, and the Insane Clown Posse and their quaint fan base are not about to take that lying down. The horror rap duo are planning a full on march on the capitol in 2017.

ICP’s Violent J made the announcement this past weekend at the 17th annual Clown Con, or as they call it ‘the Gathering of the Juggalos.’

“In 2017, the weekend of September 17th, we need you,” the rapper told an audience at what The Detroit News described as a “seminar discussion” at the Gathering of the Juggalos. “We’re gonna do a [expletive] march on Washington. They call the Juggalo World a movement, right? Well, let’s move!”

Violent J expressed concerns about the turnout, but is trying to bribe Juggalos by holding a concert in Virginia that same weekend. They also want to hold a picnic after the march to make it a fun weekend of protest for the whole family.

This is all because in its 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment, the FBI called Juggalos a “loosely organized hybrid gang.” ICP then sued the goddamn federal police and the US Justice department, but of course nobody is gonna take the side of two dudes in clown makeup against the whole US Government. So now they all wanna march on DC like a goddamn redneck circus.

The world is truly going to hell.

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7 years ago

2011: Juggalos are called a gang.
2016: ICP: “We’re marching in protest!”

Irrelevance; how does that work?