Irina Shayk Was Crying Because She Had Allergies… Suuuuure

You know that video where Bradley Cooper is looking at Irina Shayk wiping away tears at Wimbledon and going, “Really? Really?!”

Bradley Cooper done f***ed up @Deadspin pic.twitter.com/rFawbq62l6

— Andrew Lentz (@LentzManCometh) July 10, 2016

There’s an explanation for that. It’s not because Bradley Cooper said something like, “I told you not to wear that dress. It makes you look fat.” It’s because Irina Shayk had allergies. At least that’s what “sources close to the model” told TMZ. And Bradley Cooper? He was making that face at retired tennis star Stefan Edberg.

So there you have it. Bradley Cooper was not emotionally abusing Irina Shayk like I told my girlfriend who’s secretly in love with him.