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Is Amber Heard Chillin With Elon Musk While She’s Knee-Depp in Divorce Drama?

You’d think Elon Musk would be too smart to get his name all up in this kinda train wreck situation with Amber Heard and Johnny Depp and the media circus but I guess he wants to take being Tony Stark IRL to the next level.

From PageSix:

According to a source, the beautiful actress spent the weekend at the Delano South Beach with the single-again Tesla billionaire.

They boned so hard.

One witness said, “They were seen arriving to, and leaving, the same room many times, but always separately. He was seen going in at night and doing a ‘walk of shame’ in the morning.”

Of course the officials deny everything.

“I believe your sources are mistaken,” Musk’s rep told us. “Elon was in Cape Canaveral, Florida, for a SpaceX rocket launch this weekend.” Cape Canaveral is three hours’ drive from Miami, and Musk posted tweets from the Falcon launch on July 17 and 18. Of his “walk of shame” the rep echoed, “Don’t think that last bit is true, unfortunately.”

There’s about four conflicting stories. I’m gonna believe the one where they boned. Or the one where they weren’t even in the same country but Elon is pregnant with Amber Heard‘s Loch Ness monster baby somehow, probably because of time travel. You choose to believe whatever you want.

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