Justin Bieber Scared to Be Gay

It’s okay Bieber, the girls will still love you. Every guy celeb who wants to be taken seriously plays someone gay. Ok, I can only think of a couple right now. Jared Leto in Dallas Buyers Club. Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain. Justin Bieber ain’t down with that.

He’s been given a chance to showcase his acting talent in a new movie called Uber Girl. Not sure what the plot is. Page Six calls it a coming of age story for millenials. Does it involve Twitter DMs?

Google doesn’t help either. The best result you get when searching Uber Girl is Über Goober . FYI: Über Goober “focuses on the often-misunderstood, sometimes-controversial, and always-kind-of-geeky world of Gamers”.

Bieber wants the part in Uber Girl except for one pesky thing. Gayness. Co-writer Pete O’Neill says “he won’t take the part unless the sex scene with him and one of the male backup dancers is taken out of the final script.”

There’s two ways Bieber can renounce his lightweight past and also win an Oscar. Play someone mentally handicapped and play someone gay. He’s already got the handicapped part down, so why not really secure that Oscar?