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Khloe Kardashian Wants You to Stick This in Your Vag

What is it with Khloe Kardashian and holes lately?

According to Hollywood celebs, there’s a whole lotta fun trendy s**t to do with your vag. From steaming to just putting a fucking egg up there, celebs do vaginas in a whole new way.

In a recent post on her app, Khloe goes all in about the wonders of vitamin E. Via Celebuzz:

“Slather Vitamin E oil on your face at night. It fights wrinkles, inflammation and redness—and it’s great for acne scars! I put Vitamin E oil on my lashes every night, too, to keep them super-soft,” she advises. “Add Vitamin E capsules to your daily vitamin list to balance cholesterol levels, ease PMS symptoms, and improve muscle strength.”

Thanks Dr Khloe. According to her, it also does miracles for your vag.

“No joke: Vitamin E may strengthen vaginal lining!!!” she notes, citing antioxidant properties. “Moisturize your labia and vagina with Vitamin E oil to combat dryness and soothe irritation.”

I’m not about to take any kinda advice from Khloe Kardashian on anything that goes inside me. Even if it’s probably good advice. Sorry.

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Capt. Cornhole
Capt. Cornhole
8 years ago

If you spend your life covered in cornhole lube you’ve to tell yourself some kind of lies.

Alternately, if you’re telling your girl that you’re going to moisturize her colon with vitamin E and your turd tamper and she buys that…you might have a career in sales.