According to Poll 5% of Americans Would Vote Harambe the Dead Ape for President

And they say voting for a third party is throwing your vote away.

According to a brand new national survey from Public Policy Polling, the American public has given up even harder than ever before. When faced with choosing between Ginger Hitler and 10,000 Lizards In A Pants Suit for president, 5% of the American public has impressively managed to find an even worse choice somehow: fucking Harambe.

Yeah, remember that ape that got killed by the Cincinnati Zoo after it got caught dragging a four year old child around? The internet cared about it for a hot second. That’s who 5% of America thinks should be president.

In fact, according to the poll, when Harambe isn’t included on the poll, the number of undecided voters is higher. What the fuck is wrong with y’all?

While the poll shows that pretty much everyone hates Trump except white supremacists and hicks, it also reveals that 18% of America thinks Hillary Clinton has ties to Lucifer, and over 20% aren’t sure.

Again, what the fuck is wrong with y’all?

Check out the full poll here.

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