Adele Will Probably Be Super Bowl 51’s Halftime Performer

It’s barely been 6 months since Super Bowl 50, but you know what that means–6 months until Super Bowl 51! But with the teams to be covertly arranged and rigged for a favorable outcome, nothing about the Super Bowl is as real as the halftime show players. These performers put it all out there. They’re some of the biggest names in the world. But after you’ve had Beyonce, how do you get someone bigger? Or even half as big?

The NFL scoured the United States and found no one, but this just in, an NFL source told The Sun:

There is nobody bigger in the world than Adele right now and organizers are doing absolutely everything they can to try to persuade her to sign up. She’s sold out every date on her tour, everyone wants a piece of her and they know they can bank on her bringing in the viewers. It’s Adele’s nerves that are the issue — it hasn’t been an easy sell.

If she can get over her nerves, she has the spot. But if she can’t get over her nerves, she still has the spot. The internet loves the Super Bowl.

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