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We Can Probably Expect a Song from Taylor Swift About Tom Hiddleston Soon

The more I hear about Taylor Swift, the more I get the impression that she’s a 14-year-old trapped in an adult woman’s body not just musically, but IRL.

According to a new issue of US Weekly, Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift had their first major argument because he has to, like, work and stuff.

Literally.

The insider said that the fight went down because:

“There was so much going on so it was hard making their schedules work and they were upset they couldn’t see each other.”

Man, if Taylor wants a dude who’s constantly available, she should pick some dude out of his mom’s basement.

“Tom is busier than her right now, so it’s been hard.”

Just because you wrapped up your tour and can spend your time lying to Kim Kardashian, taking very staged looking paparazzi shots with your boyfriend, and loafing, doesn’t mean no one else on earth has shit to do, Taylor.

“They’ve had some schedule issues, but things are otherwise fine. They are making it work.”

Taylor’s mind control device is still working great. Sorry, ladies.

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