Clint Eastwood Thinks You’re a Pussy

The ultra-politically correct climate we live in now? Clint Eastwood hates it. He thinks millennials are all pussies. And they are but that’s neither here nor there. In an interview with Esquire, he expounds on the clueless idiot know as Donald Trump. This would be after he talks about a squirrel he feeds peanuts to.

He’s onto something, because secretly everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation. Everybody’s walking on eggshells. We see people accusing people of being racist and all kinds of stuff. When I grew up, those things weren’t called racist. And then when I did Gran Torino, even my associate said, “This is a really good script, but it’s politically incorrect.” And I said, “Good. Let me read it tonight.” The next morning, I came in and I threw it on his desk and I said, “We’re starting this immediately.”

I know what Clint Eastwood means. It’s like, I’m genderfluid but women still get pissy when I use their locker room. Oh, I’m sorry. I thought this was AMERICA! And of course, Eastwood would most likely vote for Trump if he had to choose.

That’s a tough one, isn’t it? I’d have to go for Trump … you know, ’cause she’s declared that she’s gonna follow in Obama’s footsteps. There’s been just too much funny business on both sides of the aisle. She’s made a lot of dough out of being a politician. I gave up dough to be a politician. I’m sure that Ronald Reagan gave up dough to be a politician.

But Clint won’t be endorsing him. Even Clint thinks Trump is an imbecile capable of launching a nuke at a publication that made fun of his hair.

I haven’t endorsed anybody. I haven’t talked to Trump. I haven’t talked to anybody. You know, he’s a racist now because he’s talked about this judge. And yeah, it’s a dumb thing to say. I mean, to predicate your opinion on the fact that the guy was born to Mexican parents or something. He’s said a lot of dumb things. So have all of them. Both sides. But everybody—the press and everybody’s going, “Oh, well, that’s racist,” and they’re making a big hoodoo out of it. Just fucking get over it. It’s a sad time in history.

Then he shook his cane and told the Esquire interviewer to get off his lawn.