Hot Girls Instagrammed Their $20m Coke Smuggling Adventure

ICYMI, two smoking hot women were arrested in Sydney, Australia after trying to smuggle over $20 million worth of coke.


Life is fucking hard. In an Instagram age where I spend more time crying someone else’s opportunity to spend a month in Ibiza and pinching the fat of my inner thighs than I do actually pursuing the career ambitions that will get me to Ibiza, I have to hand it to these girls for wanting to take the path to fast cash. Johnny Depp taught us that drug smuggling is sexy and glamorous. These girls taught us that you can get a $20,00 luxury ticket on the Sea Princess cruise and smuggle drugs internationally.

The Daily Mail reports:

Melina Roberge, 23, and Isabelle Lagacé, 28, were on the Sea Princess cruise, which started in Britain and visited Canada, USA, Colombia, Peru and Auckland all before arriving in Australia on Sunday.

The pair, along with co-accused Andre Tamine, 63, fronted a Sydney court on Monday after they were caught allegedly attempting to import 95kg (200lb) of cocaine into the country.

The trio, who are all from Quebec, are now facing life in prison after being charged with one count each of ‘import commercial quantity of border controlled drug.’

You tell me… if you could get the once in a lifetime opportunity to do all this, would you take the odds that you’ll get caught?

Canadian women, Melina Roberge, 22 and Isabelle Lagacé, 28 taught the reward outweighed the risk. They did it. They got caught.

At least they got some pics.

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Marc Silver
Marc Silver
7 years ago

I’d sure love to be the prison guard who conducts their initial strip down and body cavity search. Lucky bastards.

7 years ago

Only here can anyone admit to being jealous of scabby drug whores.