Is Justin Bieber Coming for Orlando Bloom With His Latest Nudes?

Considering that the only person we’ve got more nudes of than Justin Bieber is Kim Kardashian, this is probably nothing…or is it?

Last week we got pics of Orlando Bloom’s average white dick flapping in the breeze while on naked vacation with his clothed gf Katy Perry. Is it just a coincidence that we get even more nudes of the Biebs following it? Are we in an all out celebrity nude war?

If it is, it’s just a continuation of an old fight. Two years ago in Ibiza, Orlando Bloom tried to do what the majority of humanity wants to do and punch Justin Bieber in the face. Justin totally deserved it because it looks a lot like he was nailing Orlando Bloom’s ex-wife Miranda Kerr while they were still married. Ouch.

To get back at him, Orlando let himself be photographed kicking it with Justin’s ex Selena Gomez.

Phew, that’s a lot of drama.

Considering how obviously fucking staged Bieber’s nudes with model Sahara Ray are, this looks like Justin Bieber using the paparazzi to engage Orlando Bloom in a literal dick waving contest.

Sahara Ray strips down and gets back to nature https://t.co/FNlJYr10Gb pic.twitter.com/XV7ty2QqLd

— Page 3 (@Page3) August 8, 2016

Pls punch him again, Orlando. This time for me.