Johnny Depp, Just the Tip

Johnny Depp is definitely losing his grip. It’s likely because the former heartthrob can’t accept aging. Guess what? You aren’t a 20-something rock star/A-list actor anymore. Remember What’s Eating Gilbert Grape and Edward Scissorhands? No, of course not, because those were decades ago. Now, we get The Lone Ranger and Transcendence. People only go to see Depp if he’s wrapped in scarves and necklaces and acts like a caricature.

Maybe that’s why he cut his hair to look younger.

It’s also why he rages at Amber Heard and cuts off his finger, dips the stub into paint and writes creepy messages to Heard on his wall.

It took place last March. Depp, who allegedly has a temper, went off on Heard.

According to Amber’s version of events Johnny, who was drunk and high on ecstasy, smashed several bottles and windows and also slammed a plastic phone against the wall unit. She claims a piece of one of the items cut off a portion of the middle finger on his right hand.

Then, he took his stub, sunk it into some blue paint that was lying around and wrote “Billy Bob” on the mirror. It’s an apparent reference to Billy Bob Thornton whom Depp believes Heard cheated on him with. Heard denied it, but once you start writing things on the wall in blood and paint, you’ve just committed to go all the way.

Depp also wrote “Easy Amber” which could be taken two ways. As in Amber Heard will do anyone, or he forgot the comma, and it was a reminder for Heard to breathe, a la Miley Cyrus.

Depp refused treatment for a day which meant his tip couldn’t be reattached. Instead, they used some skin from elsewhere on his hand to recreate his finger. FRANKENFINGER!

Check out the disgusting nub here. It’s gross.

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Willy Billy
Willy Billy
7 years ago

“Now, we get The Lone Ranger and Transcendence.”

What about Black Mass?