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Kanye Says Kim Is ‘The New Marie Antoinette’

He knows that Marie Antoinette got her head chopped off, right?

Considering he said he was the modern day Jesus and has said a whole bunch of other shit that sounds nuts, this isn’t really even that crazy and kind of even makes sense.

In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar‘s Stephen Gan he said:

“My wife is the face of the change of fashion, where designers who literally wouldn’t let her sit in shows are now making entire collections based off of her shape.”

I mean, he’s not wrong. Before Kim you had to be a 90-pound white girl to get anywhere in Hollywood. Now the doors have also opened up to 120-pound white girls with 20 of those pounds in their tits and ass who look like they might be ambiguously biracial.

#Progress

“[Kim] represents our modern-day Marie Antoinette. She gets hair and makeup every day, not just for a photo shoot. Why? Because every day is a photo shoot.”

To be real, Kim’s makeup, hair, and fashion army is probably a lot like what Marie Antoinette dealt with. If you were French royalty back in the day, you couldn’t take a piss without somebody watching you.

Of course, Kanye had to bring it all back to Kanye, though.

“I think that I’m really close to — if not at the center of — changes in our time.”

Yo, maybe he’s not wrong though. Think about it.

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I’m goin’ to La Place de Concord with my lawn chair.
I need a ringside seat for this shit.
PS: Does this mean we have to storm The Grove?

Perry de Havilland
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The images this conjures up are simply… delightful :-)

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What an idiot. Whether it’s fair or not, Marie Antoinette is seen today as the epitome of everything that was wrong with the rich having everything they need at the expense of the poor prior to the French Revolution. Those of us that loathe the Kardashians know they’re not famous because they’re talented, they’re famous for being famous, and that is the epitome of everything that’s wrong with celebrity today. In comparing Kim to Marie this idiot is merely stating a metaphor for everything we hate about the Kardashians.

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I’ve never understood this whole “Kanye is a creative genius” thing, honestly.

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