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#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots Is A Delight

Can someone give Trump a gig doing movie reviews so he feels like he’s getting enough attention and stops half pretending he wants to be president?

If this hashtag blowing up on Twitter where people imagine him reviewing movies is any kinda indication, it’s really the only logical path to take.

Look at these.

  1. Titanic

“Kate Winslet’s breasts. Not as good as my daughter’s, who has the best breasts…” -Donald Trump, probably.

2. Fight Club 

As Joseph McCarthy’s smirking revenge, Trump would be all over that.

3. Harry Potter 

#MAKEHOGWARTSGREATAGAIN

4. Edward Scissor Hands 

You may remember me as a man with small hands, but I actually have very large, masculine hands.

5. How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days 

#Same, Donald. Same.

6. Lord of the Rings  

You ever seen Trump without his spray tan? I think it’s safe to say he’s had the ring for awhile.

7. ET 

Oh my fucking god.

8. Aladdin

Hey, let’s send Trump to a whole new world. Like in another universe.

9. 12 Years A Slave

Ok, that’s the best one. Perfect.

10. Lincoln

This is not only the best one of these, but the single best joke made at any point by any person.

Ever.

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