#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots Is A Delight
Can someone give Trump a gig doing movie reviews so he feels like he’s getting enough attention and stops half pretending he wants to be president?
If this hashtag blowing up on Twitter where people imagine him reviewing movies is any kinda indication, it’s really the only logical path to take.
Look at these.
- Titanic
A great ship – The best ship! Illegal Immigrants steer it into an iceberg by Irish dancing #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/duGyRLoZdp
— Gav (Miracle Of Sound) (@miracleofsound) August 18, 2016
“Kate Winslet’s breasts. Not as good as my daughter’s, who has the best breasts…” -Donald Trump, probably.
2. Fight Club
As Joseph McCarthy’s smirking revenge, Trump would be all over that.
3. Harry Potter
#MAKEHOGWARTSGREATAGAIN
4. Edward Scissor Hands
You may remember me as a man with small hands, but I actually have very large, masculine hands.
5. How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days
She's a loser, ok. She's losing. I could lose a guy in 4 days. Probably 2 days. I lose guys so good you don't know. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Ben Mankiewicz (@BenMank77) August 18, 2016
#Same, Donald. Same.
6. Lord of the Rings
You ever seen Trump without his spray tan? I think it’s safe to say he’s had the ring for awhile.
7. ET
Alien visits earth and lives in boy's closet. Luckily it happened during the Reagan years. They sent him back home. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— What the world is thinking (@EarthsOpinions) August 17, 2016
Oh my fucking god.
8. Aladdin
Hey, let’s send Trump to a whole new world. Like in another universe.
9. 12 Years A Slave
Misunderstood real estate owners suffer ungrateful tenants. I can relate, let me tell you. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/S867Ibco6L
— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) August 18, 2016
Ok, that’s the best one. Perfect.
10. Lincoln
Lincoln picks judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people—maybe there is. I don’t know. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Gary V. Foss (@garyvfoss) August 18, 2016
This is not only the best one of these, but the single best joke made at any point by any person.
Ever.
