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Jimmy Feigen, Ryan Lochte’s Piss Buddy, Says Brazil Extorted Him

In South America, the police are corrupt and kill everyone. It’s not like the U.S. where being white means you can rape whomever you want and pee wherever you want, as U.S. swimmer Jimmy Feigen learned the hard way.

Following the gas station incident with everyone’s least favorite pissbaby Ryan Lochte, Feigen says that Brazillian officials tried to shake him down for almost $50k before letting him leave the country.

According to TMZ, he was given two options:

Option 1 — Remain in Brazil while the police continued the investigation. “This process was estimated to take at least a month and I would be required to remain in Brazil.”

Option 2 — Pay a fine of $31,250 for the return of his passport and perform 15 days of community service.

Feigen took neither option, and that’s when the prosecutor raised the fine to $46,875.

Eventually, they all settled on him paying $10k in three days or being fined the full amount. Feigen paid it and split before they could cut him into pieces and threw his leg in the bay.

Kinda wish they did, tbh.

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Isadora Teich
Isadora Teich
4 years ago

Well I need to correct something from the article…. swimmers don’t want to rape butt ugly women like myself. Take a look at my Facebook pictures if you don’t believe me because wow I’m a dog without bone to chew..not even a black bone.

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