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Usain Bolt’s Rio Groupie Says His Dick Is Less Than Olympic Sized, ‘Male Parts Do Not Match’

Ouch.

Usain Bolt has come under fire lately for cheating on his girlfriend with literally every woman that’s mostly alive in the city of Rio. According to one groupie, 20-year-old Jady Duarte, he might have made a critical error taking his less than champion-sized dick all over town because people are calling him out.

Duarte told The Daily Mail:

‘He played the Rihanna song Work. I think he likes to listen to it when he makes love.’

Is that funny? Am I a bad person. I think the answer is yes. At least he’s not into that one Katy Perry song.

‘It was very passionate and hot – we were devouring one another. He has the body of a champion although his male parts do not match – he is just like a regular guy.’

Can we give this chick a medal for being ice fucking cold? A medal carved out of the heart of the tundra, maybe.

‘I was expecting him to be fast but it was actually the slowest sex I’ve ever had. We did it for about 40 minutes then he took a couple of minutes rest before we did it again.’

Way to talk shit on the dick of a man who gave you a good time, from what it sounds like.

‘He was certainly quick at recovering but we didn’t have sex a third time.’

Usain Bolt. Runs fast, but doesn’t fuck fast. More at 11.

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Bob Frapples
Bob Frapples
3 years ago

Usain said her pussy smelled. So, I guess they’re even.

Steve N.
Steve N.
3 years ago

To give the guy some credit, I’ve heard from women that slow/deep thrusts and slow sex is usually the best sex.

But still, they’re both lame.

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