Candice Swanepoel Shows Off Her Parasite by Buddha

Victoria’s Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel took a photo of herself posing by a Buddha statue the other day and if there’s something weird about it that you can’t quite put your finger on, then let me tell you. It’s because she’s fat. I mean, carrying a parasite. She’s had that thing growing in her for 8 months already so it’s ┬áset to burst out and smash her world up. And I’m sure she’ll have a six pack 3 months after giving birth which should piss off all the people complaining about unrealistic standards of beauty.

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7 years ago

I’m sure she is excited! when I was pregnant (thru conceiveeasy) and that far along I only wanted to sleep all day. lol