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Chinese Zoo Names Gorilla ‘Harambe McHarambeface’ After American Meme-Loving-Fucks Hijack Zoo Poll

This Harambe shit is spiraling out of control at an exponential fucking rate.

The Boston Globe reports that after a naming contest held for a baby gorilla was shared on social media in the US, thousands of users added name suggestions to the poll, and over 70,000 people ended up voting for Harambe McHarambeface.

Before Americans hijacked the poll last week, the baby gorilla was gonna be named Heijin.

Americans, why can’t you just stay in your lane? I know that the Philly zoo shut you down on naming their newborn gorilla after Harambe, but most of y’all don’t even really know what the fuck China is. Why are you fucking with their gorillas?

According to a Jinhua zoo official, the gorilla will keep both the names. They are shocked by the interest from abroad.

“We had no idea our contest would attract so much attention from overseas.”

All these Harambe motherfuckers over here.

“It is nearly impossible to render Harambe McHarambeface in Chinese language, so we hope those who voted will accept that we have decided to give him a different Chinese name.”

I’m sure all these post-ironic meme-loving-fucks care a lot.

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