Colin Powell — Bill Clinton ‘Still Dicking Bimbos’ and Other S**t Talking by Powell

Colin Powell has opened the library!!!! okrrrrrrrrrr

In the best e-mail leak in history, we find out just how much of a messy bitch former United States Secretary of State Colin Powell really is. You would think he would learn a thing or two from the subject of his gossip, but no. E-mail is a fickle medium. It’s vulnerable.

But hey… I’m not complaining. If not for Powell’s own hubris, I never would have seen the beauty of the shade this man can throw. In a number of newly released e-mails we are granted insider information like:

And she HATES that the President (“that man,” as the Clintons call him) knocked her ass in 2008.

Bad blood runs deep. The gossiping statesman shared in another e-mail:

No one likes her and the criminal thing ain’t over

The only thing this s**t is missing is an exclamation point. But Powell started to make up for it when he got creative with his choice words.

They are going to dick up the legitimate and necessary use of emails with friggen record rules.

Ok so I only included that one because it makes me feel better about the creative liberties I take on my Twitter account. But for this last one, hold onto your hats. This is where it gets amazing.

I would rather not have to vote for her, although she is a friend I respect. A 70-year person with a long track redord, unbridled ambition, greedy, not transformational, with a husband still dicking bimbos at home (according to the NYP).

And a political relationship dismantled. Throw shade often, but throw it in person.

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7 years ago

Hahaha! That was the BEST! ;)

Chaz Gomez
Chaz Gomez
7 years ago

I think Bill deserves a free pass for any and all “dicking bimbos”… Seriously, he’s gotta look at Hillary naked…

7 years ago

The sad thing is, you are only elbow deep in his ass because he’s black. Your game is getting predictable.