Jonah Hill Doesn’t Want Your Sodomy Jokes

Who knew Jonah Hill was such a bitch? Invited to appear on French talk show, Le Grand Journal, to promote his latest buddy comedy, War Dogs, we suddenly see a very different side of Jonah Hill–the side that can’t take a fucking joke.

Comedian Ornella Fleury opened up the conversation with a shocking quip:

It’s when I saw you get sodomised by a three-metre tall demon in This Is The End that I told myself THAT is the man of my dreams.

Sounds like a joke right up Jonah’s alley. He looked on unenthused. How dare a woman make a joke at my expense!, his face seems to say. Then struck back:

And you? I heard you get sodomised on a regular basis.

With a coolness that screamed of course I love butt stuff, how did you know? Fleury fired back:

My sexual fantasy would be that we would meet up in a hotel room at night, ‘We would chat, you’d make me laugh, you’d make me laugh A LOT, and then all of a sudden you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt… and then you would leave.

And as the audience died laughing, we were met with a Jonah Hill we’ve never seen before. Bitter Jonah Hill barked back:

I’m glad I came on here to be mocked by a local weather girl.

The actor took it one step further by later cancelling all his scheduled appearances on this promotional leg.

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7 years ago

What a little B—eeatch! Maybe he should go back to doing lines of Coke!