Kim Jong-un Executed Education Minister for Bad Posture

What is he, a catholic nun?

According to The Daily Mail, Kim Jong-un had 63-year-old education minister Kim Yong-Jin murdered by firing squad because he had bad posture at a recent meeting.

This slouching old man was apparently interrogated and found to be an ‘anti-revolutionary agitator’ before being shot to death in July.

Jong-un keeps executing people for no reason and needs to become more secure in his dick size real quick.

Man, and I thought Hillary and Trump were bad.

South Korea’s unification ministry spokesman Jeong Joon-hee had this to say:

‘Vice premier for education Kim Yong-Jin was executed. Kim Yong-Jin was denounced for his bad sitting posture when he was sitting below the rostrum.’

Apparently Kim Jong-un saw an old man with shitty posture and read into it that he had a bad attitude and clearly hated him and was on some kinda V For Vendetta grind. Which is the dumbest s**t I have heard at least in the past 10 minutes.

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