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Leslie Jones Would Rather Bone John Mayer Than Be One Of His Songs

Apparently John Mayer offered to write a song about Leslie Jones and she turned him down. As somebody who hates John Mayer and everything his bubblegum kisses wonderland body bullshit stands for, I get it.

I mean, hasn’t Leslie Jones been through enough abuse at the hands of crusty white dudes this year?

According to a tweet from Leslie Jones, she has ideas for what John Mayer should do with that mouth, other than drone on like a broken air conditioner in a high school gymnasium.

I mean, you’re not wrong, but you’re not right either.

Fuck John Mayer. But also fuck John Mayer.

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Isadora Teich

I doubt such a normal white dude would have sex with that big butch bitch

Kate Riggo
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Kate Riggo

Shut up. I love him. And I’m for the boning, but contrary to media hype, I think he’s fairly selective about who he bones.

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Leslie jones has no class demanding sex from people. She forgets youths are watching.

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The person that wrote this article is a Racist! Crusty white male!? You are a Sick racist hater! Also, Leslie Jones caused all of this with her racist and homophobic tweets!

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