Leslie Jones Would Rather Bone John Mayer Than Be One Of His Songs
Apparently John Mayer offered to write a song about Leslie Jones and she turned him down. As somebody who hates John Mayer and everything his bubblegum kisses wonderland body bullshit stands for, I get it.
I mean, hasn’t Leslie Jones been through enough abuse at the hands of crusty white dudes this year?
According to a tweet from Leslie Jones, she has ideas for what John Mayer should do with that mouth, other than drone on like a broken air conditioner in a high school gymnasium.
He said he had s gonna write a song about me. I think he should have sex with me instead am I wrong? pic.twitter.com/NqSj3awPoi
— Leslie Jones 🦋 (@Lesdoggg) September 19, 2016
I mean, you’re not wrong, but you’re not right either.
F**k John Mayer. But also f**k John Mayer.
I doubt such a normal white dude would have sex with that big butch bitch
Shut up. I love him. And I’m for the boning, but contrary to media hype, I think he’s fairly selective about who he bones.
Leslie jones has no class demanding sex from people. She forgets youths are watching.
The person that wrote this article is a Racist! Crusty white male!? You are a Sick racist hater! Also, Leslie Jones caused all of this with her racist and homophobic tweets!