For someone with zero ass and more tits than I know what I do with, the latest Instagram trend is a facilitator of my worsening body dysmorphia. But above a hater of my own body, I am a lover of all other bodies. I love you. I love your butt.
I will even let you borrow my Yeti cooler for your #yetibutt shoot. Add your butt to the portfolio.
There’s a yeti and a butt for everyone.
Millennials are goddamn retards.