Tom Hiddleston Couldn’t Commit, Not Even To Taylor Swift, Because He Gets ‘Bored Easily’

Everyone here familiar with the word ‘sus’ ????? If you’re not a millennial, I find it difficult to believe you’ve found this corner of the internet, but anyway, let’s take a quick lap. I’ll meet you over at Urban Dictionary.

Welcome back. I’m pretty that’s all there is to know about Taylor Swift.

But because it’s my job to tell you the intimate details of Taylor Swift’s money making scam life, here we go. Last time we checked in, Hiddleswift appeared to be on the rocks. (Someone please come give me a high five for that reference) and it seems that ship has now sunk because they are O-V-E-R. 

And it would be easy to think that this falling out has much to do with their disagreement over how visible to make their relationship, but one source close to actor claims:

Tom drifted from her and it had nothing to do with her being put off by the publicity. It’s more to do with the fact he’s a commitment-phobe who gets bored very easily.

And allegedly Tom is a historic follower of the 3-month rule. That is, he moves on to someone new every three months.

Even his sisters affectionately chide him on his lack of relationship staying power.

Or maybe the marketing scheme met the end of the road. It fulfilled its purpose. We’ve now seen as much of Tom Hiddleston as we’re her going to. He’s truly charmed his way to A-List status and it’s about time that we see him come out our next 007.

I think this whole thing has been less about Swift and more about how to make the best out of the connections you make at the Met Gala.