Adele Endorses Hillary Clinton

I feel a lot like Donald Trump is more like a gun being held to my head than a person at this point, but I’m not as ready to pretend I’m in love with Hillary Clinton as Miley Cyrus and an endless string of other celebs are. I guess we can now add Adele to that list.

At a Tuesday night concert in Miami, which our first lizard president was attending to celebrate her 69th birthday, Adele took a second to tell everyone to vote for Hillary.

“Don’t vote for him.”

Adele said, obviously referring to Mango Mussolini, the shrimp-fingered pussy scourge of American politics.

“I am English, but what happens in America affects me, too,” Adele said. “I am 100 percent for Hillary Clinton. I love her, she’s amazing.”

I don’t know about amazing, but at least she can form a coherent sentence.

Ugh.

Adele with Hillary Clinton in attendance at Miami concert: "Don't vote for him!" @AAarena #Adele (via Aaron Resnick) pic.twitter.com/cAJCokgSvW

— Adam Kuperstein (@Adam4NY) October 26, 2016