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Bill Cosby Won’t Recognize His Accusers… Because He’s Blind

Bill Cosby’s lawyers are really earning their money. In their latest scheme, they’ve declared their client to be legally blind, thus meaning that he can’t identify his accusers.

“No 79-year-old blind man could possibly defend himself against a claim that he sexually assaulted someone he supposedly met once, half a century ago.”

I have to give his lawyers credit for coming up with something different than the, “his memory is gone” defense. That would have been too obvious. That said, this defense is backwards. He doesn’t need to identify the woman, he’s the one being charged. “No honor, I’m not sure that’s the woman I drugged and raped. I mean, I didn’t drug or rape any woman.” Maybe the “his memory is gone” defense would have been better.

If Bill Cosby is truly blind, then we should put him back on TV and let women silently ridicule him with hand-written messages.

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DL
DL
4 years ago

Philly Billy.
Whaaaaaat?
Cocoa Puffs an Jello patties.
Snarkle Blam.
Ol’Blind Bill won’t know what he’s eating.
“The Police, ARE YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER.”

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