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Donald Trump Thought a Barely Legal Lindsay Lohan Would Be Great in Bed

Ugh.

We all know he’s not gonna be president so can we please just put this human cheeto back in the trash can he crawled his way out of?

Trump doesn’t have anything to say that isn’t about violating somebody’s pussy, and this conversation he had with Howard Stern about how he only likes to fuck emotionally troubled teens the same year Mean Girls came out really just fully illustrates how disgusting he is. I’m really bored of talking about how disgusting he is. Donald Trump sinking to new lows is basically just predictable at this point.

Check out an excerpt from the interview.

In an appearance on Stern’s show in December 2004, Trump initiated a conversation about actress Lindsay Lohan, who was 18 at the time.

“What do you think of Lindsay Lohan?” Trump asked Stern.

“I think she’s hot,” responded Stern.

“There’s something there right?” Trump said. “But you have to like freckles. I’ve seen a, you know, close up of her chest and a lot of freckles. Are you into freckles?”

“I’m not into freckles, but the red hair thing I like. I like her on the cover of Entertainment Weekly,” said Stern.

Ugh I bet they jerked off together after the interview.

“Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?” said Stern.

“She’s probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they’re always the best in bed?”

Fuckin kill me. I’m out. So, in Trump land, what exactly are emotionally scarred teenage girls good for?

“You don’t want to be with them for long term, but for the short term there’s nothing like it.”

I’m gonna go throw up I’ll catch you later.

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Cant knock him. He’s right.

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