Donald Trump Manages to Act Crazier Than Gary Busey

In case you were worried that Donald Trump didn’t have enough groping scandals of his own, he’s now involved in one with another crazy-haired celebrity.

An anonymous staff member working on The Celebrity Apprentice alleges that Gary Busey sexually harassed her. When Donald Trump found out about the assault from the livid staff, he laughed and let Busey stay on the show. Sadly, groping a woman isn’t as bad as saying someone left a stinky poop in the bathroom, the terrible offense that got Maria Kanellis immediately fired in 2010.

The alleged victim described the event.

“We were smoking cigarettes outside, and Busey was standing next to me. And then at one point, he grabbed me firmly between my legs, and ran his hand up my stomach, and grabbed my breasts.”

“I didn’t know what to do. So I made this joke that, ’Oh, I’ve never been sexually harassed by a celebrity before!’ Then he grabbed my hand and put it [over] his penis, and said, like, ‘I’m just getting started, baby.’”

The details of the assault were corroborated by five other staff members.

The staff was incensed by the incident and demanded Busey be removed from the show. When Donald Trump found out, he pulled Busey aside and laughingly told him he’d “done a bad thing,” and he’d been a “bad boy.” So, feeling up a woman on the street, in broad daylight, gets the same punishment as a dog that s**t in the house. In Busey’s defense, he is about as capable as a dog in forming logical human thoughts.

The victim never pressed charges, stating she feared she would be the one without a job. Apparently, the atmosphere at Trump Tower was so full of harassment, it just became the norm. The staff stated Trump would “say gross things all the time,” i.e., open his mouth.

This isn’t Donald’s first groping rodeo. Ten women have come forward with harassment allegations after his “grab them by the pussy” scandal. For a man who says sexually suggestive things about his own daughters, this probably won’t be the last harassment tale we hear about Donald Trump.

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