If only anybody at Penn State cared that much about hunting pedophiles or rapists.
In response to social media hysteria about the clown takeover, hundreds of angry rich Penn State white boys stalked the suspiciously clownless streets screaming ‘F**K THOSE CLOWNS.’
Literally.
Look at this:
Authorities have reported that there have been no actual clown sightings, shockingly.
Penn State police Sgt. Mike Nelson said that there were no real sightings of clowns known to authorities. That didn’t stop at least 500 students, Nelson’s minimum estimate, from latching onto the idea that there was one on the loose in the borough.
“Fortunately, there was no property damage, no injury and no violence,” Nelson said. “And there were no sightings.”
Looks like the only real clowns are the Penn State students.
Taking to the trees to let the clowns know how they feel. pic.twitter.com/VpN37fdOPl
— Gabby Santoliquito Barrett (@gabbysanto) October 4, 2016
Waiiit a group of young people raised with the idea that it’s their obligation to “protect” and provide formed a lynch mob to attack what they defined as a clear and obvious enemy. How surprising…