Everyone assumes Joe Jonas lost his virginity to Ashley Greene when he was 20. But he recently confirmed it during a Reddit AMA. While most were giving him a slow clap, Ashley Greene was not too happy about it.
ET asked Joe if he regretted telling everyone Greene threw his purity ring into Mount Doom. Is he a dude?
“I don’t know. I think life’s too short, you know? I mean ultimately, I think of myself as an honest guy. There are just those moments in life where you have to be true to yourself and true to the world. I’m not out to hurt anybody, but I think, ultimately, I’m just telling my stories and what I can say from my heart.”
If my first lay was Ashley Greene, I’d be screaming it from the rooftops. She’d probably literally die from embarrassment, but if it’d make her feel better, she wouldn’t be the last to feel that way.
I be happy just to be Ashley’s next.
No idea why people act so precious about this kind of thing? It’s just sex.