Kate Beckinsale Loves Dicks…Made of Fruit

This week Kate Beckinsale visited Seth Meyers to talk about her secret passion…arranging fruit to look like dicks.

Kate says she can’t resist doing it. Even LAX isn’t safe from her salacious fruit salads.

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Stealth move at LAX.

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Beckinsale’s Instagram is littered with her penis creations. Seth Meyers showed his audience her array of creativity in the cock arts.

Don’t take Kate’s penis friendly attitude as an invite to start sending dick picks aplenty. She’s only interested in fruit weiners, fellas, and “not obsessed with people penises.” Surely, guys will still find a way to jerk off about it.

Here’s a few more treasures from Beckinsale’s Instagram, including a video of her mother in a penis costume. Maybe this obsession has gone too far.

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