KStew and St. Vincent Are Cuffed

Cuffing season is here. Say goodbye to the love affair of the ages. St. Vincent and Cara Delevingne are reportedly done and 1/2 of the couple has already moved on to Kristen Stewart. They were spotted having what NY Mag calls a “meaning date” (what the f**k does that even mean?) in the East Village, and some person close to them decided it was about time to profit off some gossip. A source shares:

It’s been very romantic. Kristen is always whispering closely in her ear and asking her opinion.

Cuffing season. A time to pretend you care about other people’s opinions.