Lindsay Lohan Has a New Club That Will Close in a Few Years

I’m sure the people running it for her will do a great job.

Lindsay Lohan’s business portfolio looks a lot like Donald Trump‘s, in that she had a lot of money and keeps blowing it all running businesses into the ground. She’s failed selling leggings, canned spray tan, and phone apps, but she thinks this new nightclub she’s opening in Greece will be different, I guess.

The club, called LOHAN Nightclub, opens in Athens this weekend.

She’s co-owning it with her friend, restauranteur Dennis Papageorgiou (typing that made me tired), who will probably do most of the running while benefitting off her name recognition. Because if there’s one thing we know the Lohan name for, it’s fucking partying. Probably way too hard.

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