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Move Over Maya Angelou, Kendall Jenner Gives Inspirational Interview About Showing Her Tits

In one of the most pointless interviews of all time, W magazine sought to hear the trials and tribulations of Kendall Jenner.

The 20-year-old member of the Kardashian clan is now a highly sought after model. For some reason, that makes people want to hear what she has to say. Maybe we should just stick with pictures.

In the piece, Kendall talks about the harrowing two-month journey to becoming a famous model and how her only job was being filmed by cameras all day for Bravo. Though starring in a reality show since the age of nine might be an interesting story of child labor and a total lack of privacy, instead Jenner says it made her and her younger sister “baby bosses.” She goes on to insist, “We basically are on our way to rule the world, so you can expect that.” Great. A future with more Kardashian/Jenner influence. Thank God!

But the interview doesn’t just talk about Jenner’s plans to take over the world through wearing other peoples clothes for a living. She gets personal. Speaking about her first runway show, she talks about how she was nervous about falling, but had no fears about “having her tits out” (the show featured her wearing a see through blouse). She continued, “I love my tits being out. It’s like one of my things, I guess.” So, if you see a Tinder profile with hobbies listed as modeling, selfies, and having my tits out, you’ll know who it is.

Kendall briefly comments about the legacy she’ll leave for the world. “When I’m older, I want to be able to look at [her nude pictures] and be, like, I looked good.” Yes. If any of us can really make change in this world, it’s the great feat of having perky breasts at 20 and accomplishing nothing else.

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