‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Is Back, Johnny Depp Still Has a Career

You know what everyone has been thinking throughout all this Johnny Depp drama? We need another goddamn Pirates of the Caribbean movie. And Hollywood heard you. It’s on the way.

Peep the first trailer all inclusive of Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, but new faces in Javier Bardem and some other hotties I know nothing about. This is good for us. I feel young again. Nostalgia is the future. Never have a new idea again.

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