ESC

Policeman Dissolved in Acid Bath on Grindr Date Gone Wrong

Holy shit.

PC Gordon Semple, 59, was on duty when he agreed to meet crazy motherfucker Stefano Brizzi to bang on the gay dating app Grindr.

Brizzi is a sadomasochist who takes loving Breaking Bad way past the fanaticism of your garden variety bro. He strangled Semple to death and then tried to dissolve his body in an acid bath, just like a Breaking Bad episode.

The moron left the corpse there to rot in the bathtub, and was caught when the smell stank up his London apartment building. The police found him in his apartment wearing only sunglasses and underwear next to a bath tub full of melted flesh chunks. Brizzi got all of it off his chest immediately, telling a police officer that was sent to investigate:

“I’ve tried to dissolve the body … I’ve killed a police officer. I killed him last week. I met him on Grindr and I killed him. Satan told me to.”

The whacko lost his job at financial giant Morgan Stanley due to his meth addiction before killing a police officer in his bathtub due to his loves of Breaking Bad and the devil.

What a fun guy.

Leave a Reply

avatar
  Subscribe  
Notify of
Latest
Load more