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What Happens When Your Mom Accidentally Uses Weed Butter for Dinner

She thought it was vegan butter.

This dude literally watched his entire family get wasted as shit and tried to get off with not telling any of them, because his probably mormon mom had never even smoked a cigarette. He live updated the entire thing on Reddit.

His mom threw up and had an existential crisis about giving up art, his sister passed out, his dad tried to be mad at him but couldn’t manage to be mad for more than 30 seconds at a time because he was high on some high quality weed butter.

This dude’s uncle knew the whole fucking time, but kept it to himself just so he could watch everybody freak out. Good thing he was fucking there, because if he wasn’t the mom would have called an ambulance and gone to the hospital.

In a shocking twist, the family decided to band together to stop the world’s most naive woman from ever finding out she had tried that devil marijuana plant. How did our guy try to play this off?

My mother just asked me if there was anything wrong with my vegan butter. I decided to tell her it was really old, so they will all just think they have food poisoning or something.

That’s some gnarly food poisoning there, bro. Thanks for sharing with Reddit. Dumbass.

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did lol +1 for you

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