Woman Who ‘Hates Donald Trump’ Decided to Peanut Bar Penises on Cars at a Rally

It’s been a long election cycle. It’s getting to people. Some have found outlets on social media, but for those that this whole Twilight Zone of an election has truly effected, our impulse control has been severely diminished.

Facebook fights with racist relatives and former teachers aren’t doing it anymore. We gotta take action. No one understands this better than 32-year-old, Christina Ferguson of Wisconsin. Miss Ferguson was arrested after she had burst into a meeting she thought was a Trump rally and when asked to leave used peanut butter to paint large penises on 30 parked cars.

When asked for her motive, Ferguson had to hold back tears, citing:

how much she loved Hillary Clinton and hated Donald Trump.

These are trying times, but matters were only made worse when Ferguson was told that the meeting had nothing to do with the GOP nominee. Instead a local conservation nonprofit had been meeting when the crazed Clinton fan had interrupted. Asked why she chose peanut, Ferguson explained:

Peanut buttering is better than firebombing, and Trump plans on firebombing everybody in other countries.

The woman has since apologized explaining that:

she was just fed up about the entire election.

I dare you to top the creativity of this one.

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