Australian Man Looking for a Place to Piss Finds Evidence of Earliest Australian Human Settlement

Haha, suck on that Indiana Jones.

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull would have been much better if it was just Harrison Ford tryna find a place to take a piss for two hours.

Clifford Coulthard, a gorge surveying Aussie just tryna pee, accidentally stumbled upon evidence of a 49,000 year old aboriginal settlement just north of Adelaide. This is a major plot twist, as this proves that there were people in Australia 10,000 years before there was previously thought to be.

According to the Independent, author, consultant archaeologist, and loose canon doctoral student at La Trobe University that doesn’t play by the rules, Giles Hamm told ABC:

“A man getting out of the car to go to the toilet led to the discovery of one of the most important sites in Australian prehistory.”

If I start slow clapping will you slow clap with me?

“Nature called and Cliff walked up this creek bed into this gorge and found this amazing spring surrounded by rock art.”

Fucking incredible.