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College Football Player Finally Realizes to Not Stick His Dick in Crazy

FIU tight end Jonnu Smith won’t be playing football anymore after his girlfriend poured boiling hot water on him. Her reasoning? He wasn’t paying enough attention to her.

Let this be a less to all you College Football players; don’t have girlfriends. You’re the big man on campus. Get busy while you still can. Don’t be tied down. You probably won’t play in the NFL and this will be the only chance you get to use your “fame” to your advantage. Remember, when you’re famous, people just let you do things.

This is now Trump’s America. Take advantage of everything for the next four years.

Or find a sane girlfriend who will just pout and act like nothing is wrong when you ignore her instead of dosing you with hot water.

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