As you may have heard from, I don’t know, just about everybody, the Cubs won the World Series last night and they celebrated the only way a bunch of professional athletes who haven’t won a World Series since 1908 do. By bumping dicks. No. Literally. After a home run put Chicago up 6-3, David Ross went to the dugout and went dick to dick with everybody.
Just remember. It’s only gay if you make eye contact.