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Drake Tries to Please Taylor Swift’s Pussy

Rumors are swirling around Drake and Taylor Swift. Whether they’re just collaborating musically or physically, it seems that Drake is not ready to shake it off.

According to an insider, Drake is really trying to win Taylor’s heart. And the best way to her heart? Her pussy. I mean, not the Trump version of pussy, I mean her cat. He’s been getting a bunch of gifts for her cat.

“He stopped in PetCo and went buck wild on cat accessories for Taylor. He went all out,” said the insider. Wow. When a guy’s pulling out all the stops at PetCo, you know he’s for real.

Hopefully, Drake won’t spend all his money on collars and catnip and save a little for Swift herself. He better watch his back though, cause if he doesn’t treat that pussy right, Taylor’s gonna have another scathing break up song on her hands.

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