Jaden Smith to Dedicate His Life to Becoming an English Man Doing a Bad American Accent Who Has Magic Hands

Jaden Smith lives in a dreamworld. He has superstar parents, a pop star sister, and a tendency to become a vampire. Finally, Jaden saw something that really spoke to his reality. Doctor Strange.

After viewing the film this weekend, Jaden tweeted:

Smith will now switch from his current life goal of tweeting nonsense meant as philosophy, to studying a magical artform that doesn’t exist. Jaden’s gonna be so pissed when he finds out his Hogwarts application was rejected due to it not being real.

If only we could all live in Jaden’s little world. Believe craziness and make magic with jazz hands. If ignorance is bliss, insanity must be pure nirvana.

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