Jon Hamm Doesn’t Care That We All Know That His Dick Is Huge

Yeah, if I were him I would change libel laws so no one could talk s**t on my shrimp fingers.

Of course Jon Hamm doesn’t give a f**k that we all know about his massive dong.

It all started with this picture taken of him walking around with his girlfriend, Hammiconda on full display in 2012.

Fucking look at that thing. It should be in a zoo. Who let it out?

Ever since one of the internet’s favorite topics has been his dick. According to studies which are totally real the internet is like 60% Nazis, 50% women who play video games too, and 95% Jon Hamm’s penis.

In a new interview with GQ Australia, Hamm had this to say about the internet’s love affair with that D.

“It was a topic of fascination for other people, certainly not me. By the way, as rumors go, not the worst.”

He used to not be chill about it at all. In 2013 he told Rolling Stone:

 “They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason. I’m wearing pants, for f**k’s sake. Lay off.”

Aight, John Hamm. Aight.

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