Kate Upton Doesn’t Want Others To Fuck Justin Verlander

Justin Verlander finished second in the AL Cy Young voting last night despite receiving the most first place votes. Verlander’s fiance, Kate Upton, was none too pleased, tweeting:

Hey @MLB I thought I was the only person allowed to fuck @JustinVerlander ?! What 2 writers didn’t have him on their ballot?


I’d feel bad for rape victim Justin Verlander, but he’s still banging Kate Upton. I’m sure he’s fine with not having an extra trophy in his case. He already has the best trophy a guy could ask for.

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