Louis C.K. Says ‘America Needs a Tough Bitch Mother Who Nobody Likes’

Finally, news about Hilary Clinton that doesn’t revolve around emails and pantsuits.

Louis C.K. went on Conan last night to make an enthusiastic plea for Hilary for President. He stated that he was excited about this election and doesn’t find Hilary a lesser of two evils, but an ideal candidate.

Plus, CK goes on to say, we don’t need another father, we need to get a mother up in this bitch. “A mother just does it. She feeds you and teaches you. She protects you. She takes care of s**t.”

Louis has no problem if you vote for Trump if that’s what you really believe, but has no sympathy for anyone abstaining from the election this year. He said, “If you’re a liberal and you don’t vote, you’re a piece of s**t… Grow the f**k up.”

Yet, CK’s endorsement doesn’t revolve around Hilary being a sweet mother that everyone will love. He likes the fact that she’s “two-faced, conniving” and a “tough bitch mother.” He’s ready for a President who will kick ass, take names, and stop fucking around. Trump will only be an ass, take names for a blacklist, and spend all Presidential hours fucking around.

At the end of the day, Louis CK just wants everyone to vote, though he warns, “If you vote for Hilary, you’re a grown up. If you vote for Trump, you’re a sucker. If you don’t vote for anybody, you’re an asshole.”

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