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Man Puts Wedding Ring On Wrong Appendage

A 28-year-old man in Johannesburg wanted to show off his big wedding ring or thin penis by putting a wedding ring on his penis. It went about as well as you’d expect.

It actually got worse, as the man had to go to the hospital with… his mother. How do you explain that one to your mom? “Hey mom. I need you to take me to the emergency room. I accidentally put my wedding ring on the wrong bone.”

The SA Medical Journal had the following to say about this idiot.

“His penis was severely swollen and blue, and constricted with a ring (wedding ring) at the middle section. The patient reported that he had applied the ring four hours previously for erotic reasons, on the recommendation of friends,”

Sure, blame your friends. I bet if they told him to stick his dick in a bag of ice for 24 hours because it feels like having sex in the snow, he’d probably do that too.

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DavidH
DavidH
3 years ago

“The patient reported that he had applied the ring four hours previously for erotic reasons, on the recommendation of friends.” Their friends are still laughing so hard that I can hear it from here. What kind of idiot thinks “Oh, a wedding ring on my penis this is genius”

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