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O.J. Simpson Pisses and Shits Himself in Jail, Inmates Nicknamed Him ‘Stinky’

Couldn’t have happened to a better person. According to O.J. Simpson’s friend from jail, Vernon Nelson, Simpson can’t control his bodily functions, poops on himself and needs to wear adult diapers. Love it.

Nelson goes onto reveal in his jail letters to Radar that inmates can’t handle Simpson’s foul smells and nicknamed him ‘Stinky’. The smells have gotten so bad that those inmates refuse to share a cell with Simpson.

The guards at Nevada’s Lovelock Correctional Center where Simpson’s locked up also don’t take no shit (get it??) from Simpson. Nelson relays how Simpson tried to cut in from of the line at the prison chapel, trying to pull the fame card when he did so.

“A guard yelled at him angrily on the bullhorn and told him, ‘Mr. Simpson get your ass back on the other side of the gate with the other inmates, your [sic] not getting any special treatment from me!!!’ ” Nelson wrote.

After that, Simpson walked back, stood to the side, “dropped his head and started sobbing uncontrollably!”’ Hahaha. Nelson said ““he tried to hide his tears behind his sunglasses, but a few people still noticed as he wiped them away.”

This plus O.J. Simpson’s supposed chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) has turned him into a uncontrolled pissing, shitting, depressed, sometimes violent blob in prison. I believe they call this karma.

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Lyman Hall
Lyman Hall
3 years ago

I call BS.
Inmates don’t get to “refuse” a cell.

Big Colorado
Big Colorado
3 years ago
Reply to  Lyman Hall

It’s a Liberal world now, Inmates are winning

Richard Spencer
Richard Spencer
3 years ago
Reply to  Big Colorado

You say it’s a liberal world now?? Did you miss the last election? It’s turning around now, thank goodness. It looks like the U.S. has had enough of dumb liberalism and is going back to conservatism for obvious reasons. The problem with liberalism is you eventually run out of money. When voters find out they can vote for liberal candidates who make promises of bigger and better welfare programs, it doesn’t take long before almost everyone is staying home collecting benefits leaving only a few who are willing to work. Those few workers do all the heavy lifting paying taxes… Read more »

goldenboy77
goldenboy77
3 years ago

good you murderer bum rot in hell

Big Colorado
Big Colorado
3 years ago

I know an officer that works in that Prison and he say”s that Simpson is a model inmate. he Further States that all the other inmates look up to Simpson even are protective of Him. He’s something of an Icon in there. A few Officer’s Dislike Simpson but the Majority like him, even pose for pictures with him. Some even ask him Advice.

Terry Hill
Terry Hill
3 years ago

The only people that have ever stated that Simpson was guilty of murder were the one’s that never watched the trial on CNN. Their opinions where founded on the ’filtered truth’ of ‘hearsay’ of the media.

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