Taylor Swift Is Getting Her Own TV Channel, Oh Joy

That guy who stalks her and her family is gonna be really stoked.

All the 13-year-old girls and middle-aged masturbators that love themselves some T-Swift are in for a treat. AT&T has announced, as part of their new service DirecTV Now, you can have access to 24 hours of Taylor Swift concerts, music videos, behind the scenes s**t, and anything you want.

Ever felt like watching a Taylor Swift music video at 3 am but had a brain injury that made you remember everything about your life except the fact that YouTube is real? This will do really great for serving that huge audience.

This streaming service will launch November 30th, with packages that start at $35 a month and go all the way up to $70 a month. Considering you already have the internet with infinite access to all of that s**t and an HDMI cable will take that straight from your laptop to the TV, I don’t know why anyone would fall for this scam on any level, but I guess people love buying s**t.

And the Taylor Swift media empire strikes back.

[H/T Uproxx]