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Tits of Danger! Woman’s Boobs Were Too Big for Roller Coaster

Who knew tits could be a safety hazard?

22-year-old Tanya Willis was not allowed to ride a roller coaster at Thorpe Park in Surrey, England because her 36L breasts were too large. Her ample bosom prevented the safety bar from closing properly, so she was sent away while her family enjoyed the ride.

Willis was not pleased, saying that she is not fat and that bars should be made for people bigger than a B cup. But if you’re a fat A-cup, fuck you.

Tanya was humiliated at having to leave the line and walk past park goers in non-riding-roller-coaster shame. Most men in the line were just happy they got another chance to peep those T’s.

Apparently, Miss Willis was not offered a refund of her $35 park ticket, despite her breasts making it impossible for her to enjoy her time there.

Another case of sexism in our culture. First Hilary being constantly harassed over emails, then the other Presidential nominee groping every woman in sight, and now big tittied girls can’t ride roller coasters. Oh humanity, what have we done?

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